Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:

Warning: Do not drink milk while reading the following.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs

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