Welcome to our daily humor break. Today's dad joke is a classic:

I stayed up past 9:00 PM drafting this masterpiece.

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

...Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Keywords: Dad Jokes, Puns, Family Humor, Daily Laughs

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