Today's featured daily humor:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." It reads: "Panda. A large bear-like mammal with characteristic black and white markings, native to certain mountain forests in China. Eats shoots and leaves."