Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?... aircraft human_body_parts length reptile supernatural_creature Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't a nose be twelve inches long? Then it would be a foot.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Why do you have to watch out for ninja farts?... Prev Next article: Did you hear that the inventor of autocorrect died?... Next