Today's featured daily humor:
Worst Zoo Ever So last weekend we were looking for something to do and found a zoo somewhat nearby, still a decent drive. Loaded up and headed out, pretty excited to see the animals. We get there and despite being open for business the place looks abandoned. The larger habitats were all empty. The only attraction that was even open was the petting zoo area and even that had only one animal in it. A dog. It was a shitzu.