Today's featured daily humor:
Drinking Problem Solved I was drinking with my buddy one night, had a few too many, and ended-up vomiting on myself. I told my mate that if I went home like that, my wife would leave me, as she'd had enough of my drinking. My pal said don't worry. Here, take this $50 note, and when she asks, tell her some other guy threw-up on you and gave you the money for dry cleaning. When I got home and opened the door, my wife took one look and said that's it, I want you out of here. I said it's not what it looks like honey, and told her the story of the other guy, and the cash he gave me, as I held out the money to show her. She looked at the money in my hand and said why do you have $100 in your hand if he only gave you $50? And I said, Oh, the other $50 is from the guy who took a shit in my pants.