Today's featured daily humor:
Three Thieves were out on the Street at night. They come across a locksmith shop and decide to break into it. They went seperate directions to get in. 1st at the front entrance, 2nd one at the back door, and the 3rd of the wents on the roof. The 1st used the lock picking set on the entrance lock but it ended up snapping midthrough. Failing, the 1st went to check on the progress of the 2nd theif who was using a crowbar to pry the door open. The 2nd ended up bending the crowbar itself and looked at the 1st annoyed. Suddenly, the back door opens, suprising the first 2 theives as it was the 3rd on the otherside. They asked how the theif got in. 3rd Theif: "Easy. This wasn't the first time I locked myself out."