Today's featured daily humor:
The driving instructor came home everyday and complained to his wife. He said he needed more breaks to really be able to help his students. She got so tired of his complaining that she decided to get his whole car fixed. The husband came home and was mortified when he saw the improved car. He screamed "We don't have the money to afford this! I'm going to have to schedule twice as many lessons to afford this." His wife replied "You should be happy! The mechanic fixed everything up and now you have two new sets of brakes."