Today's featured daily humor:
Did you hear about the Scotsman who went to a baseball game? He got in a little late, sat down in his seat and starts watching the game. The pitcher throws the ball, the batter doesn't swing. He puts down his bat and starts walking to first base, as he walks the scotsman turns to the man next to him and says "Oi! Why's he walkin?! He oughta be bloody runnin'!" The very nervous man next to him says "well, uh, sir, he's got four balls." The Scotsman, upon hearing this turns to the field and shouts at the batter: "WALK WITH PRIDE MAN!!!"