Today's featured daily humor:
Rishi Sunak and Keir Starmer are on a plane... Sunak looked at Starmer, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw 1,000 out of the window right now and make somebody happy." Starmer shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw twenty 50 notes out of the window and make twenty people happy" Hearing... their exchange, the pilot said to his co-pilot, I could throw both of them out of the window and make 64 million people very, very happy!" ..