Today's featured daily humor:
For the Ladies So there's this guy right, and he's really like he's a really masculine guy. He knows manly men stuff. And he's sure of it. He's a real go getter. Like ready set. So he gets up. I mean it. And his friends know. He gets up early. He does not get upset he just gets up. But he's just a guy, and so they are going to come up with a name to call him. (And I didn't come up with the name, those are the rules that were already in place. For people to call people, and for this guy who is getting up.) Why, I mean this is weird. So they call him Charlie, They're like Hey Charley, Wanna go see a movie? And he got up, but he didn't like that name. So he ended the entire relationship with his friends. So he's getting up, and getting up to it. Friendless finds himself in trouble, what does he do? Never down, he gets up and started the whole day. Up! He was up. Before he got up. Up-side-up. That what they call him. Until he got really mad and said he would like to be alone and never got around to the part where he stopped being alone. Bad - up - Bad - ass. Communicating, that's the word! Cause he's so manl. He's up for it, { (- ; } , and he's up!. So they say okay Charles you're in charge. Which he immediately responded to by deleting his entire Social Media account, like all of them. Charles is down, down for the crown. But I'm a man, and I'm up, up for the pups. ( Those are what he calls ladies boebies ) Cause he's man, a manly man, and that's not going to keep him down. Not while he's up! Nay Nay But certainly he rose, and rose. Up-side-side was finally coming, and guess where he came? Up there. Wuts up? Nuts up!? Or shuts up! Then those people were like, where is that dude, like. What's he been up to .....? Like for realz, get some fireworks and then get a girlfriend. It's not that hard, bro. Harsh. So when you see him you're gonna be prepared. Cause I have prepared you. With the preparation that I prepared, and then prepared again for you so it was freshly prepared where it could resonate with you. You will know. And with great hope love that you know. Where you learn to grow deeply, and with voracious might grab on to the biggest breath you can get and calmly with your inside voice. I mean this now you cannot go about this, just hollerin'. This isn't the revival tent, Jesus has rules about behavior in this house. Deep breaths you gather up the courage to suggest that this man, seek treatment for the first time. For the first moment in his life . No matter how up you get, you say, it's gotta connect to something inside or .... It's not real. So with the loving embrace of a mother swan, fully surrounding this man with your aura without even touching him with your body. So you have completely uplifted. Deeply in those eyes that could easily replace every book known to man, and still have the ability to teach beyond the best. I can't know that, it's just nature. Pure and raw, quivering and delicate. How can anyone know that simple soft meaning? Wild in nature deeply looking back to reassure him, that you are there, and you aren't going to go any where. AND with your dang inside voice okay? I'm serious what is up with you lately like the whole neighborhood is talking ! I mean the Lord and his angels. Deeply and calmly you say What's up, Chuck. Really. What's up? Chuck? That's why a friend can always be there to help collect yourself, when you spill your guts.