Today's featured daily humor:
Knotty thread A string walks into a bar sits down to order a drink, and the bartender tells him get out of here, we don't serve strings here, so string gets up and goes outside and ties a knot in its neck and frayed the top of his head, he comes back in and the bartender says, hey arn't you that string I just told to get out of here?! and he said I'm a frayed - knot