My pet snail farts a lot.... animal emotions insect pet reptile Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My pet snail farts a lot. Which makes sense for a *gas*tropod!Click for another laugh! Previous article: What was the cannibal king and queen's favorite wedding gift?... Prev Next article: Everyone was impressed with my use of the interjections 'gosh', 'golly' and 'goodness'.... Next