Today's featured daily humor:
In the Soviet Union if you wanted to buy a car you had to wait up to 10 years So a guy in the Soviet Union goes to buy a car. The seller tells him "you will get the car in 10 years". The guy asks "10 years in the morning or in the evening?" The seller says "it's 10 years away, what does it matter?". The guy replies with "well the plumber is coming in the morning".