My GF just broke up with me because I have 9 toes.... gender girlfriend human_body_parts numbers wife Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My GF just broke up with me because I have 9 toes. Apparently, she lack toes intolerant.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Daughter:... Prev Next article: What do you call a coffee served with ice cream?... Next