Today's featured daily humor:
Hate it when a dad joke falls flat... Had a great one yesterday, but it completely missed its mark. My wife was talking with our two little girls about her ring that has the kids' birthstones on them. I correctly remembered what they were, and then she asked me what my birthstone was. I smugly told her it was coprolite (>!fossilized dung!<). She just stared at me and waited for me to explain. Kind of took the wind out of it. Do you have an instance of your dad joke going completely over everyone's head?