Today's featured daily humor:
Country Club joke I own a very old country club in my city and there was this guy who played the strings, Joe. He always comes around and plays the strings for the public. He was hired 32 years ago, but as time went on, he got older and his skills got rusty, yet he keeps coming to play. The public doesn't like his music much and eventually one for the customers asked me why don't we fire him. I replied that we actually terminated the contract 12 years ago, but he keeps coming to play. Then the customer asked "why don't you just stop him from coming?" To which I replied "nobody can BanJoe"