Today's featured daily humor:
A man enters the home of a large family... The first person he meets is a man who is clearly from another country and speaks English as his 2nd language. Man: Wow, quite a big house. Who all lives here? Foreigner: Yes, the wife is Grace, the husband is William. Sons are Jesse, Mark and Tom. Daughters are Sally, Wendy, Lily, Sarah and Maggie. Grandma and grandpa also, they are call John and Mildred. Man: Wow, how do you know everyone's name? Foreigner: It is easy, I guest. Man: You guessed their names? Foreigner: No, I guest. I guest for long time... Man: Even if it took you a long time, that's still impressive to guess all their names. Foreigner: No, not special. I just guest here! Man: Well I'm gonna go find the head of the house. *walks away* How amazing, he guessed all their names.