Today's featured daily humor:
Recently, I was let go from my job of almost 20 years and discovered something... It's OK, I landed a great job soon after I was let go. Same industry, but now I am an inside guy. I spent almost 20 years on the road, traveling around the state. As such, I got used to truck stop bathrooms, rest stop bathrooms and other such crowded facilities. Imagine my excitement of coming into an office of less than 20 people, I didn't have to share a bathroom with a bunch of strangers! Alas, my excitement was short lived. Seems every time I went to the facilities, someone was there, or had recently vacated leaving their unique ...odor. I tell ya, it was really bringing me down, like I couldn't catch a break. And then, one day it happened, I walked into the bathroom and the lights clicked on! I was elated! I had just discovered the... Joie de Pee! The above is actually a true story, only mildly embellished!