Today's featured daily humor:
A woman goes to the doctor She's brilliant, sexy, a great athlete, incredibly kind, helpful to all and very generous. Everyone agrees she's truly remarkable. She tells the doctor that her lips are badly chapped and was wondering what to do. The doctor hands her a few samples of moisturizer with aloe cream. He tells her to use it as needed and I'd she runs out just come back for more. She thanks him and leaves. About 3 months later she runs out of the cream but her lips are still chapped. She calls the doctor and he tells her to come by the office and he'll leave some more samples with his receptionist. She goes to the office and tells the receptionist the doctor left samples for her but after looking the receptionist can't find any. So the receptionist calls the doctor and says there's someone at the front desk to see him. "Who is it?" the doctor asks. The receptionist replies "it's the super gal with fragile lips expecting aloe doses."