Today's featured daily humor:
"Highway Road Kill dangers" (I found this in my dad's stuff) `The Indiana Department of Transportation clean-up crew recently found over 200 dead crows off and along I-70 and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.` `A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.` `The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paint appeared on the` `bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.` `The indiana Department of Safety then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages` `of motorbike kills versus car kills. The indiana Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike."`