Today's featured daily humor:
Sweater decisions A man was at the department store looking for a nice sweater. A clerk was helping him. He narrowed down his choices to a nice wool button down sweater that costed 50$, or a designer hoodie for 150$. After some deliberation, he decided on the hoodie. He pulled out his wallet at the register and swiped his card, but it didn't work! He wasn't sure why it failed, and tried it once more to no avail. So he went digging for all his cash, but after pulling out every bill, it only added up to about 100$. So the clerk said: "Why don't you try the cardigan?"