Today's featured daily humor:
A man goes looking for a job. He wants to work at the zoo, so ge goes to the zoo and asks "Can I have a job here?" The zookeeper says "Well we're pretty full on staff, but you can pretend to be a monkey. We'll give you a costume and you can hold on to branches, and make monkey noises." The man says "alright." So the man does his job and a few days later he swings from a branch and falls into the lion pen. He screams "Help, Help, Help!" A lion walks over and says "shut up or you'll get us both fired!"