Today's featured daily humor:
So I was on the bus on my way to the airport with luggage in tow And a woman commented on how large my suitcase was. She said "You got a body in there?" So I responded: "Just half a body." She chuckled and replied "What are you going to do with half a body?" "Well I am going to find another half body and attach them together. I am practicing to become a professional body builder." She thought it hilarious.