Today's featured daily humor:
Police jokes 1000 wigs have been stolen. Local police are combing the area. A giant hole has been knocked into the wall surrounding the nudist colony. Police are looking in to it. Supplies from a local pet shop have been stolen. The police have no leads at this time. Someone stole all the toilets from the police station. Police say they have nothing to go on. Police arrested a man for stealing torches. The judge gave him a light sentence. Why did the barista call the cops? He was mugged. I was pulled over by the police he said "papers" so I said "scissors! I win!" Then sped off. He must want a rematch he's been chasing me for half an hour!