Today's featured daily humor:
I went to an amusement park the other day and while heading to a line for a ride I noticed Billy Joel getting off the ride. Obviously excited, I asked for an autograph before continuing to walk to the line, but Billy stopped me and said, "Hey man, just a warning, I don't think this ride was worth the wait." I was confused and so I asked him, "Really? How long did you wait?" "I can't remember exactly how long," he replied, "but trust me, it was the longest time."