Today's featured daily humor:
My father and me My wife is 9 months pregnant with our first child and is due to pop any day now. My parents came out to visit us and to help with the baby when it arrives. I was sitting on the back porch with my father talking, and he said. "Son, you're going to be a father yourself soon. I'm very proud of you, and I think you're ready for this.* With that, he gave me a very old book, richly bound, with the title in gold letters reading "1001 Dad Jokes." My eyes filled with tears of love. "Dad." I said, around the lump that had suddenly risen in my throat, "I'm honored." My father smiled at me and said, "HI HONORED, I'M DAD."