Today's featured daily humor:
A couple were playing volleyball on the beach near an old, rusty and abandoned mansion While they were playing, the ball accidentally goes into the mansion through a window and a loud sound of glass breaking is heard. The couple rush to see what has happened. there is a broken glass bottle on the floor and a seemingly middle aged and very shabby man in very dusty rags is staring at it. The couple ask what happened and the man says, "Well, I am a genie who was confined in this bottle for almost 3000 years now and looks like you have freed me. Excited, the couple ask him, "Are you the type of genie who can grant 3 wishes?" He replies, "Yes, precisely. However, I have an offer. I have been very lonely and confined for almost 3 millennia now. If this beautiful young woman is to sleep with me, I will grant you both unlimited wishes and serve you till you die." the couple are overjoyed hearing this. Although a bit hesitant at first, they discuss for a while and come to the conclusion that it is okay. For sleeping with the genie just once, they can have a lifetime of every single thing they want. Sounded great and hence they agree. In the heat of the moment, the genie and the woman have sex right there on the floor while the husband watches. after an intense love making session lasting over 3 hours, the couple excitedly ask, "Great! Time to grant us all those wishes." After letting out a huge laugh that echoed in the empty halls of the mansion, he says, "This is 21st century for fucks' sake and you still believe in this shit??? Pay me up for the broken glass bottle before you leave, you morons."