Today's featured daily humor:
She's a keeper! So proud of my wife I'm always throwing around puns and dad jokes, to my wife's dismay.. today she surprised me with one. I'm a carpenter, and during my lunch break she asked how my day was going. I told her "It's going great, I chewed through all the tongue and groove I had left already" Without missing a beat, she said "You didn't want to use a saw??" She sat there with a huge smile as I looked at her, dumbfounded. She's a keeper!