Today's featured daily humor:

My friends roommate broke the ceramic insert to her crockpot My friend and I were looking for a replacement crockpot after hers was broken by her roommate. She found a square crockpot online and commented that it was pretty cool and she asked me if she should get it. Without missing a beat I responded with "How will you know if the food is cooked through completely? The corners will always be 90 degrees." Immediate death glare

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