Today's featured daily humor:
I've been counting down my Dad's birthdays until he's 50. Every birthday, I tell him "Only X more years till you're 50!" He get's a laugh out of it. This year he turned 50 though. So when I went to see him, with a big smile, he asked me. "What's it gonna be now? 10 years till i'm 60?"... I told him "I'm not sure. But you are halfway to 100."