Today's featured daily humor:
A mechanic working out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass on the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside whenever possible. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in the backyard and dropped his wrench, losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it so he decided to call it a day. That night, Mace went to the backyard and ate all the grass. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glistening in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened the mechanic said to his dog, "Ah grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me!"