Today's featured daily humor:
My comment at the phone store True story. Happened yesterday. I got a new phone and the guy was setting it up. He took it to the back to apply a screen protector. After he finished he told me this: "You're OK to touch it in about 15 minutes, but it won't be fully cured for 24 hours. You might notice discolored spots for a while, but it should go away. If not, come back and we'll take care of it." I said, "That's the exact thing the doctor at the VD clinic told me." He laughed pretty hard and said he's never been told that before.