Today's featured daily humor:
I'm so dumb, I laughed at my own joke for a good 10 minutes My brother-in-law just got lasik and we were discussing his appointment in our family chat. I couldn't help myself. It was so stupid and I was so proud. Him: I'm a little worried because what if something goes wrong? Me: you don't have your worry. If it does, your optometrist will be great in court? Him: what? Me: he's the perfect eye-witness. Him: Me: see what I did there?