What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach ?... celebrity emotions games gender sex Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach ? "It's not you; it's a me, Mario!"Click for another laugh! Previous article: If I got a job installing billboards I wouldn't tell anyone but.... Prev Next article: There's a new show coming out about how to have sex with herbs.... Next