Today's featured daily humor:
A conservative, a liberal, a libertarian, and a green party member walking to a tackle shop.. The conservative buys a traditional rod and reel, saying, "It's about tradition and stability." The liberal opts for a net, saying, "It's more inclusive." The libertarian grabs a spear, stating, "For the individual's right to choose!" And the Green Party member just grabs a snorkel, declaring, "I'll persuade the fish to jump out on their own, it's more environmentally friendly."