Today's featured daily humor:
Dude sees an amazing lady at the end of the bar, Shes in a red dress, and giving him the eye. Without hesitation he stands and walks over to her. He says hello, whats your name. "Funny you should ask she says- I gave myself my own name off the things I love the most, I love cars and men, my name is Carmen. Thats a beautiful name and a funny coincidence, I also named myself, for the things I love the most. My name is BJ Titsngolf.