Today's featured daily humor:
A woman was drinking along the bar from me when she turned her head and suddenly her glass eye flew out It rolled across the bar and I jumped off my seat to grab it before it hit the ground. I gave it back to her and she was so grateful she asked if I'd like to go out for dinner one night. I said "do you chat all the guys up who come here?" She said "no! But you just happened to catch my eye!"