Today's featured daily humor:
In 1978, amateur astrophysicists Frederick Mercury and Brian May posited that the planet's axial rotation was due to sizably-posteriored members of the female population. In 40 years, this theory has yet to be disproven or even refuted by the scientific community at large. Thus it is a valid scientific theory that: "...fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round'..."