Why are calendars always frightened?... emotions halloween length numbers time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why are calendars always frightened? Because their days are numbered.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I have no digits on my feet and I'm accepting of everyone.... Prev Next article: What do you call a policewoman who doesn't shave?... Next