How did Jesus prepare for the crucifixion?... exercising machines religion seeing trains Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:How did Jesus prepare for the crucifixion? He went to the gym and onto the cross trainer.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I visited a sex club where one of...... Prev Next article: I just placed a blanket on top of...... Next