Today's featured daily humor:
Some MJ ones I've come across I heard Michael Jackson had a mirror obsession. Everytime he saw one, he'd say "Oh look, it's MeeHee" You know Michael Jackson loved winter. His favorite thing to do during it was Ski Hee Did you hear Michael Jackson loved going on the roller coasters? you could always hear him going "WeeeeeeHeeee" Hey, you know Michael Jackson started the whole pronoun thing right? Went by HeeeHeee Michael Jackson loved to walk in the garden. He was always watching the BeeHees I read Michael Jackson loved yachting. He could always be heard "we're going out to seaaahee" Michael Jackson always made it know when he went to the bathroom. "Everyone, I have to PeeHee"