Today's featured daily humor:
Since today is 3 years since covid was declared a pandemic, here are some covid jokes we can now laugh at looking back at we put up with. What did you call a package on your front porch in 2020 and early 2021? A day's outing. How did covid travel from China? The Bat-Mobile. What do you call babies who were born in 2020? Children of the quarn. What was the best part of remote work? You couldn't be fired for drinking on the job. Before covid, panic buying only happened when the bartender yelled "last call!" The grocery store said I was ok to enter as long as I was wearing a mask and gloves. It's not my fault they didn't mention I needed pants and a shirt too. My body absorbed so much soap and disinfectant during covid that when I pee now I clean the toilet. Hair salons, nail salons and spas were all closed in 2020 and early 2021. You have to admit, it was ugly out there. What was the name of the first person to get covid? Ah Chu. What was the main component of covid jokes? They were tasteless.