Today's featured daily humor:
My Aussie work mate asked for my help the other day. He said "hey mate, do you play chess? " "Sure do" I said, "I actually play a lot and am pretty decent." "Sweet mate" said the Aussie, "can you teach me a bit over lunch? My flatmate keeps beating me and I wanna learn how to kick his butt" "No problem" I replied "Where's your flatmate from, is he Russian by any chance?" "Nah" he says, "he's actually Czech mate'