Today's featured daily humor:
Kira is our deaf rescue dog. I am so goddamned proud of myself. I was on a hike with her today and I texted my wife this "Today when we were walking, Kira kept trying to herd me. She would walk next to me and then cut me off so I had to stop, then face the other way, like she was telling me I was lost." She said "What a sweetie girl!! She LOVES you!!" "I said, "Girrl, you're deaf. You haven't heard anything in a long time!"