Today's featured daily humor:
I'm starting an outdoor leadership group for boys called "Badger Scouts" As the first rite of passage, pairs of two must find and tell annoying jokes to an actual badger, and then keep the tradition going by awarding another pair *their* first badges. This is how each new member earns their "Badger Scout badger badgerer", "Badger Scout badger badgerer badger scouting", and "Badger Scout badger badgerer and Badger Scout badger badgerer badger scouting badge-er" badges.