Today's featured daily humor:
Got in a good one at rehab. . . I was in a several weeks long rehab program recovering from open heart surgery. The last fifteen minutes on Mondays and Fridays is a light weights routine on Wednesdays we stretch. One of the only guys on the rehab team, 'Dan' says, "alright everyone, grab a chair with no arms, and let's get ready to do some stretching." "Dan, how am I supposed to drag a chair if I can't use my arms?" The look on Jamie's face was priceless. He's gonna miss me now that I've graduated!