Today's featured daily humor:
A man who works at a bar sees an ad for a bartenders convention. He gets dressed up hoping to mingle with his fellows. When he gets there he sees several people finds a small group of 4 nd asks them their favorite drink. They hit it off and everyone introduces themselves. The first guy introduces himself as Eric. A couple introduces themselves as Thomas and his wife Samantha. The fourth introduces herself as Lilly. The man introduces himself as Bartholomew but most people called him Bart. The four share a brief look and invite him to an afterparty. Lilly smiled. Was it Bart's imagination or was she into him? She seemed pretty good looking. As the convention wound down, Bart and Lilly really seemed to be hitting it off. The other 3 seemed to have disappeared and Lilly suggested they go somewhere private. "What about the after party?" Bart was definitely interested, but didn't want to ruin a new friendship. "We can catch up with them after" she replied with a coy smile. She led him into a back room at the convention and started backing away with a smile in a come-hither way. His eyes following her every move, he didn't notice three figures coming out of hiding. Wasting no time the three produced blades and went to work. Bart never even saw it coming and had no time to even scream before his windpipe was cut. The bloody affair was over quickly. As Bart's conciousness faded, he heard them say... "I don't know what he expected at a Bart Enders convention."