Today's featured daily humor:
So yesterday I'd been out drinking, and knew I'd had way too much to drive my car safely.. I knew there was a breath testing checkpoint between the bar and my place, so I decided to take a bus. Sure enough, when the bus reached the checkpoint we were waved through. This morning though when I woke up, hungover as balls, there was a damn bus on my lawn and I don't know what the hell was going on!