When I die, I want to be accelerated to close to light speed.... aircraft death emotions funeral seeing Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:When I die, I want to be accelerated to close to light speed. It will be burial at C.Click for another laugh! Previous article: My friend told me a joke about milk...... Prev Next article: There's an episode of "Dirty Jobs" where the...... Next